Light a match.
One of the three over there on the table.
Will you turn on the light?
I can’t see.
It’s straight ahead. Just walk forward.
Will you direct me, at least?
I just did.
Just turn on the light. Please?
I CAN’T FUCKING SEE!
You can’t fucking see.
There, I turned it up a little. There’s enough light.
You. Now go and light the match.
Put it out.
I just wanted to see if you’d light it.